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A Handy List of Adjectives for Mario Chalmers

The blogosphere is blowing the heck up with the news that Darrell Arthur and our own Mario Chalmers broke the needle on the irony scale by smoking weed while attending the NBA's rookie transition program. And to aid my peers in the verbal gymnastics required to call these young men dumbasses in innovative and colorful ways, I present a list of adjectives you might deem appropriate to use in reference to the actions of our judgment-impaired point guard of the future.

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  • Absurd
  • Addled
  • Aloof
  • Amateurish
  • Arrogant
  • Asinine
  • Beef-witted
  • Beetle-headed
  • Befuddled
  • Besotted
  • Bewildered
  • Blockheaded
  • Blockish
  • Callow
  • Careless
  • Cavalier
  • Circumspect
  • Cloddish
  • Cocky
  • Cold
  • Conceited
  • Confusional
  • Contemptuous
  • Crass
  • Cretinous
  • Dense
  • Dizzy
  • Doltish
  • Dopey
  • Dull
  • Dumb
  • Fat-witted
  • Fatuous
  • Foolish
  • Foppish
  • Green
  • Haughty
  • Hebetudinous
  • Ignorant
  • Idiotic
  • Imbecilic
  • Immature
  • Imperceptive
  • Inane
  • Incompetent
  • Indifferent
  • Inexperienced
  • Inexpert
  • Insensitive
  • Insolent
  • Intoxicated
  • Irrational
  • Irresponsible
  • Lamebrained
  • Lethargic
  • Maladroit
  • Mindless
  • Misguided
  • Moronic
  • Muddled
  • Naive
  • Negligent
  • Oafish
  • Obtuse
  • Presumptuous
  • Reckless
  • Senseless
  • Shortsighted
  • Silly
  • Simple
  • Simpleminded
  • Sluggish
  • Sophomoric
  • Stultifying
  • Stupefied
  • Stupid
  • Stuporous
  • Supercilious
  • Thickheaded
  • Thick-witted
  • Turbid
  • Undiscerning
  • Unwise
  • Unworldly
  • Vacuous
  • Vapid
  • Witless

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